Thursday, June 26, 2008

Laundry with Matthew Lui and Bernard Liang



Today, I acquired a large quantity of apparel from our moisture reducing high-temperature, intensely rotating household appliance. I then attempted to introduce creases along strategic areas of the fabric so as to reduce the overall volume of the before mentioned items and increase storage efficiency. Lastly, I reallocated the items and categorically distributed them in a systematic fashion to optimize future search inquiries for desired apparel.


In other words, I took clothes out of the dryer, folded them and put them in my drawers.


“In other words, hold my hand.”
-Matt Lui

3 comments:

Matt Hauck (郝柏昇) said...

Hahaha. Hilarious!

Unknown said...

you are much too complimicated for me. i must speak with you in person soon.
-djchoi

jontsai said...

lol, totally something Bernard would say!!!